Saturday, October 2, 2010
Once upon a time, there was a boy named Reynolds. One very magical day, Reynolds became a Disney Princess. How, you may ask, did he become a Disney Princess? well, Reynolds had worked at Disney in the past and saw that the Princess life was a pretty sweet one indeed. Frankly, the princes (with ONE S) got the shaft. Princesses got all the perks of being rich - big castles, pretty clothes, gorgeous hair. All of that without having to be lame like a Disney Prince. Really, the only thing they ever got was to marry a hot princess and Reynolds decided he could do that as a male princess anyway. So when he transformed into Disney Royalty, he chose the princess title instead of prince. PLUS Princes never get their own stories and Reynolds's story has to be told.
THIS is how Reynolds became a true Disney Princess...
One day, in a small little apartment in a beautiful little city, lived Reynolds. Reynolds liked to spend his days relaxing in the cool air streaming from the A/C while he baked lovely treats for him and his friends, like taquitos. Reynolds lived a simple and lovely life and he was happy. He had many friends, and even a twin brother.
This particular day, all of Reynolds roommates came home. He noticed that one was not at all acting like the rest. He was sluggish, tired, and smelled funny.
"MAGIC! BLACK MAGIC!" Reynolds exclaimed in horror realizing that this was the only logical explanation.
The friend looked up and shrugged. Reynolds often said random things in his presence.
"Um..." the sluggish friend slurred, "I'm having some people over later. I have business to settle."
Reynolds gasped in horror. "NO!" He screamed. The door opened and more kids posessed by the black magic piled in.
"NOOOO! Its too late to save you!" Reynolds fled into his room and locked himself safely in.
Soon, he realized that he quite needed a shower. He walked to the door of his room softly, and listened. He found that the black magic kids were still there. Falling into a deep sleep, Reynolds forgot all about his shower, and he also forgot about everything else. He slept for hours as a result of the black magic. OR maybe he was really tired. But probably because of black magic.
Soon Helen, the Princess who has always admired Reynolds from afar, noticed that he wasn't in princess class that day and went to his apartment to find him. She knew something was very wrong.
She walked into his apartment, only a vague remnant of the black magic was left, and the evil doers were gone. Helen found Reynolds's door bolted tightly shut. She knocked. Reynolds was still under the black magic spell.
She knocked again.
Slowly, she heard Reynolds begin to stir. The spell was breaking!
She knocked again and the door burst open. There Reynolds stood, he looked around. "They're gone!" He exclaimed, "My hero!" He jumped into Helen's arms and they lived happily ever after.
Eventually, Disney heard tell of Reynolds's ordeal. They instantly made him a Disney Princess, and kicked Snow White out. He even got a Spectromagic float and he sang,
"ON THIS MAGIC NI-IIIGHT...hm hm hmmm hm SPECTROMAAAGIC" over and over once a night (Except during extra magic hours -when he did it twice)
Friday, October 1, 2010
So Goose and I do badass things even when we are apart. To prove our friendship to everyone we formed the Comment Compadres.....but mostly because we were bored at 4am/3am and theres only so much family feud to be played. It basically goes like this. We spam a profile picture of you with hilarious talk. Be honored by it, it means we love you. Whos is more fitting for the first selects? why arika of coarse. This is how it went down on June 2, 2010 from 3:48am-4:07am