It's here, my friends. Twin is visiting me, Goose, tomorrow. A HUGE thank you to our sponsor, Dr. Pepper and we are going to wreak havoc all over Illinois. Even if it will be like 10 degrees. WHATEVA.
Hopefully the cold will not prove destructive to our best-friendom. We've only ever been friends in warm weather until now.
To THANK you all for following and reading (We know you do it, even though you don't comment. We get stats..Shout out to you Canadians. You know who you are... ;) ) we want to run a contest which is also sponsored by Dr. Pepper. (They've loved us ever since our experiment and we love them too)
Here it is. From the dates of 12/13 - 12/17 shoot us an email at goosethetwin@yahoo.com
Suggest something you want us to put onto our NEW YOUTUBE channel (launching soon), or BLOG. Ask us a question, tell us a story, have us act something out, an interesting blog topic, get creative. We have to start our youtube channel with a BANG and continue strong with our blog.
Love ya'll. Thanks for reading.
<3
Goose (& Twin too)
Sunday, December 12, 2010
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
I want a black girl best friend...and also about finals
I have many best friends. Straight black men, gay black men, straight white men, gay white men, straight white ladies, gay white ladies....I DO NOT HAVE A BLACK GIRL BEST FRIEND.
And I want one.
Listen, they are fabulous. They know the best places to get their hair done, and their nails. And they find these places for CHEAP. They gotta be cuz they get it done super often.
I had a weave once, and I'd do it again too if I had a black girl best friend consultant. She'd take me to her hairdresser so I wouldn't feel awkward - like the last time... I was the only white girl in there and they were AWESOME to me don't get me wrong but I was like a commodity. It was hilarious. I was legit thrown into the movie "Beauty Shop" (I think...I've never actually seen that movie)
Anyway, is any fabulous black girl in the market for a white friend?
I know not all black girls do their hair and their nails and look perfect all the time. Sorry, but that's the one I want. I want a paws and claws buddy. (For those of you who don't know that's mani/pedi)
I wish her to be the kind of friend that brings no drama, and if drama is started with me or our posse SHE STOPS THAT SHIT with a snap of her perfectly manicured fingernails. Then I can step in front with MY perfectly manicured fingernails and throw a big "talk to the hand" and on we go being fabulous. Yeah, I totally want a black girl best friend.
Since that little fantasy is short I decided that I'd ALSO write about finals.
FINALS SUCK.
that's all.
<3 Goose
And I want one.
Listen, they are fabulous. They know the best places to get their hair done, and their nails. And they find these places for CHEAP. They gotta be cuz they get it done super often.
I had a weave once, and I'd do it again too if I had a black girl best friend consultant. She'd take me to her hairdresser so I wouldn't feel awkward - like the last time... I was the only white girl in there and they were AWESOME to me don't get me wrong but I was like a commodity. It was hilarious. I was legit thrown into the movie "Beauty Shop" (I think...I've never actually seen that movie)
Anyway, is any fabulous black girl in the market for a white friend?
I know not all black girls do their hair and their nails and look perfect all the time. Sorry, but that's the one I want. I want a paws and claws buddy. (For those of you who don't know that's mani/pedi)
I wish her to be the kind of friend that brings no drama, and if drama is started with me or our posse SHE STOPS THAT SHIT with a snap of her perfectly manicured fingernails. Then I can step in front with MY perfectly manicured fingernails and throw a big "talk to the hand" and on we go being fabulous. Yeah, I totally want a black girl best friend.
Since that little fantasy is short I decided that I'd ALSO write about finals.
FINALS SUCK.
that's all.
<3 Goose
Thursday, December 2, 2010
The World Will End While Your On The Toilet
I said we probably wouldn't be able to post this week, I lied.
Here is the dilemma and I'm sure we have all been there, your on the toilet enjoying your favorite book and then you go to grab some toilet paper and there is nothing left. SSSCUSE ME???
What does one do in this situation? I also wait minute or so and hope some toilet paper magically appears. "Santa came early this year, here is some Charmin Ultra ." You really don't have to many options so here are a few:
1.) Ask the Audience. Scream for someone to bring you some and hope your not all out. This is a good method just scream really loud and hope someone is home.
2.) Phone a Friend. Text/call someone and tell them, less awkward but not as personal. What if they don't have there phone?
3.) Get in the shower and "hose off". While I have never personally done this I have heard stories of it happening and frankly I think its gross, really gross. This isn't a 3rd world country poop goes in the toilet and you go in the shower. You wouldn't wash yourself off in the toilet would you?
4.) The Waddle Method. If you are home alone and there is toilet paper in another room, sometimes you just got to waddle like a duck to get the toilet paper. I'd advise to you flush before you leave the bathroom. Once you grab the TP immediately go to the nearest bathroom to wipe.
5.) Towel Clean. Take a towel and use it, I find this also very gross and would advise you to throw away the towel after and do not try to flush it.
6.) Be a Man Use Your Hand. I do not advise you to do this at all. I'm not even sure why someone would do it. I'm sure someone maybe has but frankly once its on your hand then you have to use something to get it off and a lot of people would probably vomit. Just a big mess.
I am sure many smart people would say "Well keep the toilet paper in the bathroom." That sounds good in theory but for some reason my family thinks an appropriate place for toilet paper is in the hallway, or down stairs sometimes in the dinning room that we barely use. When you have to go really bad you don't think "Well I better go out of my way to get some toilet paper" so sir you go straight to the porcelain express.
Also this is another toilet dilemma I am sure some people face. Have you ever actually checked to see if theres toilet paper, and really had to go and you had to make the decision whether theres enough toilet paper on the roll or not. Sometimes if you get the soft fluffy kind that "makes your butt feel like a baby's bottom" it can be very misleading. Then when you realize you made the wrong decision you are sitting there looking at this one thin square and wondering how this is going to work out. MacGyver that shit.
Here is the situation I was in the other day which made me bring this up. We were watching Harry Potter (Mom, Dad, Brooks and his girl friend) and Mom got a call so I decided it was the perfect time to go number 2 because she could talk on the phone for days. I had to go so bad that I ran upstairs and did my business (and actually was reading the harry potter book that was the same as the movie tmi I know). Well I was careless and realized there was no toilet paper. After waiting a minute for some mythical creature to bring me toilet paper (it would 've been nice to have a house elf) I went with method number two and texted Brooks. His response "No lol look on the shower handle first"........Really? He eventually brought me some.
Anyway I thought this was a funny subject and would share it. But by far the worst part of being stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper is that it smells like shit.
Here is the dilemma and I'm sure we have all been there, your on the toilet enjoying your favorite book and then you go to grab some toilet paper and there is nothing left. SSSCUSE ME???
What does one do in this situation? I also wait minute or so and hope some toilet paper magically appears. "Santa came early this year, here is some Charmin Ultra ." You really don't have to many options so here are a few:
1.) Ask the Audience. Scream for someone to bring you some and hope your not all out. This is a good method just scream really loud and hope someone is home.
2.) Phone a Friend. Text/call someone and tell them, less awkward but not as personal. What if they don't have there phone?
3.) Get in the shower and "hose off". While I have never personally done this I have heard stories of it happening and frankly I think its gross, really gross. This isn't a 3rd world country poop goes in the toilet and you go in the shower. You wouldn't wash yourself off in the toilet would you?
4.) The Waddle Method. If you are home alone and there is toilet paper in another room, sometimes you just got to waddle like a duck to get the toilet paper. I'd advise to you flush before you leave the bathroom. Once you grab the TP immediately go to the nearest bathroom to wipe.
5.) Towel Clean. Take a towel and use it, I find this also very gross and would advise you to throw away the towel after and do not try to flush it.
6.) Be a Man Use Your Hand. I do not advise you to do this at all. I'm not even sure why someone would do it. I'm sure someone maybe has but frankly once its on your hand then you have to use something to get it off and a lot of people would probably vomit. Just a big mess.
I am sure many smart people would say "Well keep the toilet paper in the bathroom." That sounds good in theory but for some reason my family thinks an appropriate place for toilet paper is in the hallway, or down stairs sometimes in the dinning room that we barely use. When you have to go really bad you don't think "Well I better go out of my way to get some toilet paper" so sir you go straight to the porcelain express.
Also this is another toilet dilemma I am sure some people face. Have you ever actually checked to see if theres toilet paper, and really had to go and you had to make the decision whether theres enough toilet paper on the roll or not. Sometimes if you get the soft fluffy kind that "makes your butt feel like a baby's bottom" it can be very misleading. Then when you realize you made the wrong decision you are sitting there looking at this one thin square and wondering how this is going to work out. MacGyver that shit.
Here is the situation I was in the other day which made me bring this up. We were watching Harry Potter (Mom, Dad, Brooks and his girl friend) and Mom got a call so I decided it was the perfect time to go number 2 because she could talk on the phone for days. I had to go so bad that I ran upstairs and did my business (and actually was reading the harry potter book that was the same as the movie tmi I know). Well I was careless and realized there was no toilet paper. After waiting a minute for some mythical creature to bring me toilet paper (it would 've been nice to have a house elf) I went with method number two and texted Brooks. His response "No lol look on the shower handle first"........Really? He eventually brought me some.
Anyway I thought this was a funny subject and would share it. But by far the worst part of being stuck in the bathroom with no toilet paper is that it smells like shit.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
A Weekend Update
Monday school starts back and thanksgiving break will be over so it could be around two weeks before I updates again because of finals and everything so I thought I would fill everyone in on whats going on. I will probably getting a new layout soon, something that looks a little more professional also we will be adding more things like the fish tank at the bottom (go check it out).
We will start having a new surprise blog late this year or the beginning of next year, updates for it will probably come at least once or twice a week and last almost all year (maybe longer). We will keep it a secret about what its about until the first blog (which will come around the third week of December). It's going to be a teaser from what is to come and I know everyone will love it and if you don't then that's your problem!
Also I have been told that people can't follow the blog, I don't know why you guys can't BUT I do know you need a google account or a blog spot account. If you have one of those and you'd like to follow us (please do) then all you have to do is go to the top of our blog and theres a black bar and you just press the follow button! easy as pie! If you'd like to follow us and don't have an account then you can make one if you'd like, its free and easy and your won't all those crappy spam emails from this website so there no worries. But as always we will continue to tweet and post something on facebook every time we update.
Then we have been having a problem with comments, you should be able to comment even if you do not have a blog or google email, you should be able to comment anonymously, or just shoot us an email.
Anyway I hope everyone who went black Friday shopping got some good deals and those of you who had to work (like Suz) made it out alive! I saw Tangled last night and its probably towards the top of all the Disney princess movies.
-Twin
We will start having a new surprise blog late this year or the beginning of next year, updates for it will probably come at least once or twice a week and last almost all year (maybe longer). We will keep it a secret about what its about until the first blog (which will come around the third week of December). It's going to be a teaser from what is to come and I know everyone will love it and if you don't then that's your problem!
Also I have been told that people can't follow the blog, I don't know why you guys can't BUT I do know you need a google account or a blog spot account. If you have one of those and you'd like to follow us (please do) then all you have to do is go to the top of our blog and theres a black bar and you just press the follow button! easy as pie! If you'd like to follow us and don't have an account then you can make one if you'd like, its free and easy and your won't all those crappy spam emails from this website so there no worries. But as always we will continue to tweet and post something on facebook every time we update.
Then we have been having a problem with comments, you should be able to comment even if you do not have a blog or google email, you should be able to comment anonymously, or just shoot us an email.
Anyway I hope everyone who went black Friday shopping got some good deals and those of you who had to work (like Suz) made it out alive! I saw Tangled last night and its probably towards the top of all the Disney princess movies.
-Twin
Friday, November 26, 2010
GOOSE SAYS THANKS
THANKSGIVINGGGGG
Okay this year was the best one yet. Let's get serious for a moment. I hope I don't make your soul hurt like I did with Reynolds when I told him this story, but I'm not telling you something funny first so it wont be as bad.
Well as many of you know I lost my brothers Joel and Eric Oct 16 and Nov 19, 2002. So ever since then Thanksgiving has been kind of...hard.
OKAY now funny part. And then, before that, we all had to go to my grandparents house which was always uncomfortable because mostly everyone hated each other. Haha. So yeah, Thanksgiving was just kinda "Alright let's just eat and get this crap over with."
This year was so fabulous though. We had 10 in all. My parents, me, Landon, my brother Nick and his finace Meridith, Jon, my aunt Geralyn and for the first time we had my Aunt Leslie and Uncle Jacques come. They finally decided NOT to go hang out with my grandfather for the holiday and I do say that everyone had a marvelous time.
My mom cooked and my mom is a DAMN good cook!!!! Anyway it just really felt complete and it felt like Eric and Joel were there in spirit. It's about time we got to be happy. I felt really blessed all day (even though I was over stuffed and tired haha)
THEN as tradition: My mom and I went and saw a movie, we ALWAYS go see movies on Thanksgiving. So we saw Tangled and OH MY GOSH. Soooo cute. So funny and even better than Princess and the Frog. I compare it to that just because it was the most recent. Oh and Tangled is the 50th animated Disney movie so you know it HASSS to be good (:
Anyway, I was Thankful for this year's Thanksgiving, good times, family, friends, exactly all of the boring stuff. I am thankful for this blog because it's fun & I am incredibly thankful for everything Disney because it changed my life....
The biggest change is that now I cry every time i see the castle intro for disney movies ;) Haha okay that's not the biggest change, but it is true.
<3 Goose
Okay this year was the best one yet. Let's get serious for a moment. I hope I don't make your soul hurt like I did with Reynolds when I told him this story, but I'm not telling you something funny first so it wont be as bad.
Well as many of you know I lost my brothers Joel and Eric Oct 16 and Nov 19, 2002. So ever since then Thanksgiving has been kind of...hard.
OKAY now funny part. And then, before that, we all had to go to my grandparents house which was always uncomfortable because mostly everyone hated each other. Haha. So yeah, Thanksgiving was just kinda "Alright let's just eat and get this crap over with."
This year was so fabulous though. We had 10 in all. My parents, me, Landon, my brother Nick and his finace Meridith, Jon, my aunt Geralyn and for the first time we had my Aunt Leslie and Uncle Jacques come. They finally decided NOT to go hang out with my grandfather for the holiday and I do say that everyone had a marvelous time.
My mom cooked and my mom is a DAMN good cook!!!! Anyway it just really felt complete and it felt like Eric and Joel were there in spirit. It's about time we got to be happy. I felt really blessed all day (even though I was over stuffed and tired haha)
THEN as tradition: My mom and I went and saw a movie, we ALWAYS go see movies on Thanksgiving. So we saw Tangled and OH MY GOSH. Soooo cute. So funny and even better than Princess and the Frog. I compare it to that just because it was the most recent. Oh and Tangled is the 50th animated Disney movie so you know it HASSS to be good (:
Anyway, I was Thankful for this year's Thanksgiving, good times, family, friends, exactly all of the boring stuff. I am thankful for this blog because it's fun & I am incredibly thankful for everything Disney because it changed my life....
The biggest change is that now I cry every time i see the castle intro for disney movies ;) Haha okay that's not the biggest change, but it is true.
<3 Goose
Its that time of year again
This week the holiday season has officially began. Thanksgiving came and went faster than a stick of better sliding down a pipe in the dessert. Preparing for thanksgiving is always stressful because my family usually has gone months without fully cleaning the house so theres a lot to do, and then you have to cook on top of that. Well of coarse it was all worth it and this year the whole family was able to make it (minus a few). It was great to have everyone over and all the little ones. I must say I wish there was presents involved.
In a few weeks Dr. Pepper is reuniting Suz and I and then Christmas will be here.
So since this week was thanksgiving I wanted to know what everyone was thankful for this year? yeah most everyone says "family, friends good health...." blah blah blah. Let's be honest we should probably be thankful for that everyday and not just once a year. Does anyone have anything special there thankful for? maybe they won some money or something materialistic. Frankly I find that more interesting to here I can assume your thankful for you family.
I personally don't give thanks, I get thanks. I'm just that great.
In all reality I think this year beside the "normal" things I am most thankful for the mouse. He's very strict and kind of mean but lets face it, it was probably one of....not it was the greatest thing that has happened to me this year. Living and working in Florida was great and all these wonderful people were blessed enough to meet me, and they aren't to bad themselves!
So everyone I'd like to know what you are thankful for this year, leave a comment, email us (goosethetwin@yahoo.com), tweet us (goosethetwin) or facebook either one of us!
-Twin
(PS I am home and will probably update again soon)
In a few weeks Dr. Pepper is reuniting Suz and I and then Christmas will be here.
So since this week was thanksgiving I wanted to know what everyone was thankful for this year? yeah most everyone says "family, friends good health...." blah blah blah. Let's be honest we should probably be thankful for that everyday and not just once a year. Does anyone have anything special there thankful for? maybe they won some money or something materialistic. Frankly I find that more interesting to here I can assume your thankful for you family.
I personally don't give thanks, I get thanks. I'm just that great.
In all reality I think this year beside the "normal" things I am most thankful for the mouse. He's very strict and kind of mean but lets face it, it was probably one of....not it was the greatest thing that has happened to me this year. Living and working in Florida was great and all these wonderful people were blessed enough to meet me, and they aren't to bad themselves!
So everyone I'd like to know what you are thankful for this year, leave a comment, email us (goosethetwin@yahoo.com), tweet us (goosethetwin) or facebook either one of us!
-Twin
(PS I am home and will probably update again soon)
Friday, November 19, 2010
"GIRLS ON THE STREET..PUKE..WHEN THEY SEE ME"
Suzanne's interview with Robert Patterson.
In honor of the new Harry Potter I thought that I'd share this video with everyone. So click the link and it will direct you to youtube where Suzanne (Goose) has an awesome video! Make sure to like it and comment!
Ps. Sorry for the lack of updates with tests and essays and everything (and work with Goose) we've both bee very busy.
-Twin
In honor of the new Harry Potter I thought that I'd share this video with everyone. So click the link and it will direct you to youtube where Suzanne (Goose) has an awesome video! Make sure to like it and comment!
Ps. Sorry for the lack of updates with tests and essays and everything (and work with Goose) we've both bee very busy.
-Twin
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